“Every night I stay up past 12, past 1, etc. Not because I’m not tired. Not because I want to tweak on these social networking sites. Because I am tired, I want to sleep. But I can’t because my mind runs like crazy. It over thinks, over analyzes things that I don’t want to think about. So I purposely keep myself awake & tire myself out so that when I do finally lie in bed, I fall asleep and my thoughts don’t keep me up.” — Anonymous (via quotestuff)
a plus-side to being my friend is that you can come to my house in your pajamas and i will not judge you because i will also be in my pajamas
4:3 things I love
5:4 turns on
6:4 turns off
7:My best friend
9:My best first date
10:How tall am I
11:What do I miss
12:What time were I born
14:Do I have a crush
18:Do I use sarcasm
19:What am I listening to right now
20:First thing I notice in new person
24:Favorite style of clothing
25:Ever done a prank call?
27:Meaning behind my URL
31:How I feel right now
32:Someone I love
33:My current relationship status
34:My relationship with my parents
36:Tattoos and piercing i have
37:Tattoos and piercing i want
38:The reason I joined Tumblr
39:Do I and my last ex hate each other?
40:Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts?
41:Have I ever kissed the last person you texted?
42:When did I last hold hands?
43:How long does it take me to get ready in the morning?
44:Have You shaved your legs in the past three days?
45:Where am I right now?
46:If I were drunk & can’t stand, who’s taking care of me?
47:Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level?
48:Do I live with my Mom and Dad?
49:Am I excited for anything?
50:Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to?
51:How often do I wear a fake smile?
52:When was the last time I hugged someone?
53:What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me?
54:Is there anyone I trust even though I should not?
55:What is something I disliked about today?
56:If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?
57:What do I think about most?
58:What’s my strangest talent?
59:Do I have any strange phobias?
60:Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?
61:What was the last lie I told?
62:Do I prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?
63:Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens?
64:Do I believe in magic?
65:Do I believe in luck?
66:What’s the weather like right now?
67:What was the last book I’ve read?
68:Do I like the smell of gasoline?
69:Do I have any nicknames?
70:What was the worst injury I’ve ever had?
71:Do I spend money or save it?
72:Can I touch my nose with a tongue?
73:Is there anything pink in 10 feet from me?
75:What was I doing last night at 12 AM?
76:What do I think is Satan’s last name is?
77:What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it?
78:How can you win my heart?
79:What would I want to be written on my tombstone?
80:What is my favorite word?
81:My top 5 blogs on tumblr
82:If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say?
83:Do I have any relatives in jail?
84:I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power?
85:What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on?
86:What is my current desktop picture?
90:Failed a class?
91:Kissed a boy?
92:Kissed a girl?
93:Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain?
95:Left the house without my wallet?
96:Bullied someone on the internet?
97:Had sex in public?
98:Played on a sports team?
103:Am I a vegetarian/vegan?
106:Been to a wedding?
107:Been on the computer for 5 hours straight?
108:Watched TV for 5 hours straight?
109:Been outside my home country?
110:Gotten my heart broken?
111:Been to a professional sports game?
112:Broken a bone?
114:Been to prom?
115:Been in airplane?
116:Fly by helicopter?
117:What concerts have I been to?
118:Had a crush on someone of the same sex?
119:Learned another language?
120:Wore make up?
121:Lost my virginity before I was 18?
122:Had oral sex?
123:Dyed my hair?
124:Voted in a presidential election?
125:Rode in an ambulance?
126:Had a surgery?
127:Met someone famous?
128:Stalked someone on a social network?
131:Helped with charity?
132:Been rejected by a crush?
133:Broken a mirror?
134:What do I want for birthday?
There are three things that the Harry Potter fandom seems to universally agree upon:
1. Umbridge is awful
2. Maggie Smith is a perfect Professor McGonagall
3. Everyone should be at least slightly bothered by DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!
4. book ginny is 100 times better than movie ginny
5. where the fuck was peeves
6. Voldemort’s movie death was stupid.
7. Hermione got all of Ron’s good lines/traits in the movies
Hermione got everyone good lines/traits in the films
- told Neville to stand up to people
- confronted a full-sized mountain troll to save a girl he couldn’t stand
- said it didn’t matter whether someone was a pureblood, half-blood, or Muggle-born
- gave Dobby his sweater
- faced a bunch of giant spiders in the hopes of saving the school and clearing Hagrid’s name
- told Luna he loved her Quidditch commentary, and very sincerely tried to convince her he wasn’t teasing her
- stood up on a broken leg, trying to protect Harry
- gave up his grudge against Hermione the moment he learned how much she, Hagrid, and Buckbeak needed him
- realized he was wrong about Harry putting his name in the Goblet of Fire, and promptly went to apologize
- jumped into a freezing pond to save Harry and retrieve the Sword of Gryffindor
- confronted his best friend to prevent his sister’s heart being broken any further than it already was
- begged Bellatrix to torture him in place of Hermione
- couldn’t break up with a girl who drove him nuts because he didn’t want to hurt her feelings
- remembered the Hogwarts House Elves when no one else did, and wanted to make them evacuate, rather than order them to fight
- tried to go back to Harry and Hermione as soon as he left them
- didn’t make excuses for leaving, he came right out and admitted he had been wrong
- didn’t get angry at Hermione for taking a long time to forgive him
- saved Tonks’s life (while impersonating Harry to lower Harry’s chances of being killed, at the same time increasing his own)
- told Hermione not to curse Draco, even though he hates him
In conclusion, Ron is awesome. The end.
and he put his shoes and socks on dobby to be buried in because he knew how much dobby loved clothes. disliking ron weasley’s character makes 0 sense.
reblogging for the 100th time because ronald.
THIS MAKES ME HAPPY TO KNOW PEOPLE LOVE HIM LIKE I DO.
my english teacher used to collect street signs until her students began to steal them for her
like they stole a street sign
that said the street name
they also stole a stop sign in front of this loop in front of my school
and all 100 kids were like stealing signs
my english teacher was the head of a crime ring
I bet the principal didn’t want to believe it…
even though all the signs were there
repeat after me
if a bi, pan, or asexual person dates someone of the opposite gender
IT DOES NOT MEAN THEY ARE STRAIGHT
Is it true that straight boys eat footballs for breakfast
yeah everyday, the leather makes them feel more secure about their inability to satisfy women
"men don’t ever face sexism."
wow gee i’m sorry that this joke reduced your pay and made you way more at risk of sexual assault because men face sexism
How did Girl Scouts become so socialist, gay-supporting and abortion-supporting while Boy Scouts is still so conservative
Oh wait it’s probably because girls are better
Are you implying being Conservative is bad?
good reading comprehension.